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Quick Facts
♢ Allison
♢ 21
♢ Straight-ish
♢ SCAD
♢ Georgia, USA
♢ Feminist

TV Shows
♢ Supernatural
♢ Sherlock
♢ Breaking Bad
♢ Bob's Burgers
♢ Brooklyn Nine-Nine
♢ Archer
♢ Scrubs
♢ Community

Hobbies
♢ Beard watching
♢ Drinking too much
♢ Smoking too much
♢ Trying to be on the Voice
♢ Drawing on my eyebrows

Talk to me, I'm awesome as fuck.
April 16th
12:29 AM
Via
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
12:28 AM

WOW you bunch of fucks thanks for tagging your SPN spoilers

light yourselves on fire thANK YOU

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

whose hand tho

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

hell yea my dog and I are eating plain white rice and I’m whoring myself out for rides to class because i can’t put gas in my car and I can’t call my mom because my phone broke and i can’t afford a new one and i’m foRCE QUITTING SMOKING beCause I don’t evne have FIVE DOLLARS so YEA TELL ME MONEY DOESN’T BUY HAPPINESS.

April 15th
6:41 PM
Via

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

omg this happens in like the first 15 pages of the book i wonder if his character will ever develo p ???? ?/ // /? / pretentious gon barf

6:37 PM
Via

make me choose between two things
↳anonymous asked: walter white or jesse pinkman?

fursasaida:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

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My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

protip if you are wearing this i am thinking inappropriate thoughts about you

6:13 PM
Via

chizuu:

i think a lot about the fact that castiel always saw meg’s true face

zoichikanoe:

I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks